Top 100 Masse Quotes
#1. My daughter asked me what it's like to have children ... So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T ...
Tanya Masse
#2. I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!
Tanya Masse
#3. OVERREACTING" sounds like "OVARYACTING" Coincidence? I think NOT!!
Tanya Masse
#6. If you let it bother you, it will bother you.
Tanya Masse
#7. Sometimes life gives you a little punch in the stomach ... You just gotta catch your breath and keep going.
Tanya Masse
#8. MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!
Tanya Masse
#9. If you are surprised by the things I say and do, then you really haven't paid attention to who I am.
Tanya Masse
#10. They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!
Tanya Masse
#11. If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!
Tanya Masse
#12. Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.
Tanya Masse
#13. Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.
Tanya Masse
#14. Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.
Tanya Masse
#15. No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.
Tanya Masse
#16. It was a marvel, an enigma in abolition latitudes, that the slaves did not rise en-masse, at the beginning of hostilities.
Rebecca Latimer Felton
#17. Love and laughter are stronger than cancer.
Tanya Masse
#18. If you have something genuine to say to another person that would make them feel super awesome about themselves and make their day ... SAY IT! The world needs more of that!
But no fake BS ... the world doesn't need more of that. No.
Tanya Masse
#19. Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them.
Tanya Masse
#20. If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you've gone too far.
Tanya Masse
#21. I detest audiences - not in their individual components, but en masse I detest audiences. I think they're a force of evil. It seems to me rule of mob law.
Glenn Gould
#22. Sometimes being a MOM is like a good
ol' country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your SANITY! But you DO IT all for LOVE!
Tanya Masse
#23. I'm not your average anything and I love myself that way.
Tanya Masse
#24. War drags human beings from their tasks of building and improving, and pushes them en masse into the category of destroyers and killers.
Scott Nearing
#26. Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on!
Tanya Masse
#27. People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones.
Tanya Masse
#28. Hate destroys EVERYTHING except itself. Everything. Including you.
Tanya Masse
#29. Don't ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.
Tanya Masse
#30. HUMOR... I sprinkle that s#!t on EVERYTHING!
Tanya Masse
#31. I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!
Tanya Masse
#32. The reality of en-masse inner transformation of human beings by self-realisation is the most revolutionary discovery of the present age.
Nirmala Srivastava
#33. I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I'm petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!
Tanya Masse
#34. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
Tanya Masse
#35. PARENTHOOD is journey of being driven to the BRINK of INSANITY and BACK ... Like a YO YO!!
Tanya Masse
#36. LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it's AWESOME.
Tanya Masse
#37. My bed is the magical place where I love to overthink like a PSYCHO.
Tanya Masse
#38. When you open your mind, you let happiness in.
Tanya Masse
#39. Just because someone has cancer, it doesn't mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them.
Tanya Masse
#40. A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change, but an awesome woman will always be an awesome woman!
Tanya Masse
#41. Perfection doesn't exist here, AWESOME does.
Tanya Masse
#42. This plucky NASA telescope is able to find planets en masse. If you compare planet hunting to prospecting for gold, then Kepler is equivalent to trading in your trusty pan for a diesel-powered sluice box.
Seth Shostak
#43. Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!
Tanya Masse
#44. Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
Tanya Masse
#45. If you think someone is AWESOME, tell them! The world NEEDS more of THAT!
Tanya Masse
#46. Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!
Tanya Masse
#47. Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk!
Tanya Masse
#48. Do unto others as you'd have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of "What's in it for me?" and more in terms of "What's in it for the greater good?"!
Tanya Masse
#49. Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!
Tanya Masse
#50. Eliminate all unnecessary negativity from your life and watch it change for the better.
Tanya Masse
#51. MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it's still hot and peeing alone.
Tanya Masse
#52. Language is too complex for a computer to understand. It's not going to be able to make sense of what people are saying en masse. We need a new type of discipline that puts together computer scientists and social scientists, who can add context to the situation.
Noreena Hertz
#53. AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!
Tanya Masse
#54. Your opinion should be based on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears & feel with your own heart.
Tanya Masse
#55. We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama
Tanya Masse
#56. When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously ... Awesomeness happens!
Tanya Masse
#57. People won't start dumping Google en masse; Google is a habit.
David Pogue
#58. Stay positive, stay strong, stay together and just keep going!
Tanya Masse
#59. A really great reception makes me feel like I have a great big warm heating pad all over me. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.
Judy Garland
#60. A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather.
Tanya Masse
#61. Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary!
Tanya Masse
#62. Death is really a matter of perspective. So many people say "sorry for your loss" when a special one dies, but I don't see it as a loss. You don't lose the person at all, you gain a guardian angel that will stay with you and watch over you and their loved ones for life.
Tanya Masse
#63. It's tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!
Tanya Masse
#64. These left-overs from the former Young Turk Party, who should have been made to account for the millions of our Christian subjects who were ruthlessly driven en masse, from their homes and massacred, have been restive under the Republican rule.
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
#65. Do things that count, but don't count the things you do.
Tanya Masse
#66. Positive lessons learned... Blessings recognized... Humor found... No regrets.
Tanya Masse
#67. If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.
Tanya Masse
#68. Murder, considered a crime when people commit it singly, is transformed into a virtue when they do it en masse.
Cyprian
#69. You can't NOT cross the street because you might get hit by a car.
Tanya Masse
#70. A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!
Tanya Masse
#72. Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.
Tanya Masse
#73. The things you should value most in this life are NOT things.
Tanya Masse
#74. You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff!
Tanya Masse
#75. No people anywhere in the world would accept being expelled en masse from their own country; how can anyone require the people of Palestine to accept a punishment which nobody else would tolerate?
Bertrand Russell
#76. AWESOME TEACHERS recognize different abilities, take time to listen, go beyond the textbooks, and inspire from the heart!
Tanya Masse
#77. We need to shift from an economic to a humanitarian organizing principle for human civilization. And women, en masse, should be saying so.
Marianne Williamson
#78. Not to climb the high places lonely, but to climb there all together, to rise en masse! This is the way!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#79. If you judge a person that you don't even know by the tattoos they have, the piercings they have, the way they dress or by how they look to you in general, YOU are the one with the issue, not them. Stop the hate. Live and let live.
Tanya Masse
#80. Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.
Tanya Masse
#81. Two things define you in this life. Your attitude when you are at your highest and your attitude when you are at your lowest. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom in order to recognize and define what truly matters.
Tanya Masse
#82. We all have our things that we would rather live without. It's how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us.
Tanya Masse
#83. If your words, actions and intentions are not genuine, I have no use for you or room for you in my life.
Tanya Masse
#84. If women cut back on their ambitions en masse, institutional change will never happen and the glass ceiling will lower. We need to be there to demand equal pay, mandatory maternity leave, more human hours. Leaving the "dirty work" of working to the men is a way of muffling our own voices.
Emily Matchar
#85. If you change your way of thinking and being, you will change your way of seeing.
Tanya Masse
#86. You NEED to look back to remember the awesome memories, to remember the positive lessons you have learned, to help someone else learn from what you have lived and to see how far you have come.
Tanya Masse
#87. People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.
Tanya Masse
#88. If THINKING about exercising, eating healthy and losing weight burned calories, I'd be a SUPERMODEL!
Tanya Masse
#89. Do not, for one second, allow people with closed minds and no ambition to make a difference in this life silence you or stop you from going above and beyond.
Tanya Masse
#90. Acknowledge and voice the positives LOUDER than the negatives.
Tanya Masse
#91. Cancer is WAY too serious to be taken seriously all the time.
Tanya Masse
#92. I'd like to THANK whoever saw a
bunch of cherries and thought ...
HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS", smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!
Tanya Masse
#93. Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It's FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and strengthens the immune system! It eases your mind, it protects your heart and soothes your soul!
Tanya Masse
#94. Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
Bill Hicks
#95. Common sense is a tool that isn't in everyone's shed.
Tanya Masse
#96. My hatred of crowds, the obviousness of crowds, of anything en masse. Is this why I like little-known books? A general desire to escape the main world.
John Fowles
#97. If you change your way of thinking about failure, you can transform your weaknesses into strengths & realize opportunities for growth.
Tanya Masse
#98. We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can't enjoy what is happening NOW.
Tanya Masse
#99. I prefer Christmas, which is everybody's holiday. It's just my nature. I don't like to be zeroed in on en masse.
Joni Mitchell
#100. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience ... I want to give them two hours of just pow.
Judy Garland
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