Top 11 Massage Jokes Quotes

#1. I consume music the way other people consume movies.

Lena Olin

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#2. In terms of my Indianness, I try not to rely on it nor deny it. When it comes up organically in my writing, we can address it. About five years ago, we wrote this episode of 'The Office,' called 'Diwali,' which seemed like an organic way of using it.

Mindy Kaling

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#3. People are comprised of sets of DNA from each parent. If you looked at just the DNA from your father, it wouldn't tell you who you really are.

Craig Venter

Massage Jokes Quotes #588288
#4. I dreamed of you every night. It felt so real. And when I'd wake up the next morning, it was like your disappearance was fresh. Like you'd left me all over again.

Brodi Ashton

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#5. The scientist who would rather refute than comprehend demonstrates he has chosen the wrong calling.

Mark Clifton

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#6. It all happened," Lipton summed up, "because Shifty saw a tree almost a mile away that hadn't been there the day before.

Stephen E. Ambrose

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#7. Only Christianity dares to make God's love unconditional.

Philip Yancey

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#8. When you don't use sugar in your diet, all of the sudden fruits are really sweet. Honey is really sweet. Your taste buds change. I'm not psycho never have anything sweet, because that takes too much energy. The stress on your body just isn't worth it.

Laird Hamilton

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#9. The doors to your dreams are not always visible, and the only way to see them is to create them.

Steven Aitchison

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#10. Life is dear to all beings, they have the right to live the same that we do.

Gautama Buddha

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#11. Henry Colbert, the miller, always breakfasted with his wife
beyond that he appeared irregularly at the family table.

Willa Cather

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