Mary Jo Copeland Quotes

#1. You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a hen. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple.

Douglas Adams

#2. It's actually kind of nice to have a 'patchwork family.'

Heidi

#3. You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

Grant Wood

#4. You look like shit. (Vane)
Yeah, well, I wouldn't date you either, asshole. (Fury)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. I still favor alternatives to governmental race-based preferences.

Marvin Olasky

#6. was a bird. A bird struggling through stickiness: a bird coated in paint, floundering in its nest, splashing color everywhere. Red. Red. Red. Dozens of them: black feathers coated thickly with crimson-colored paint, fluttering among the branches. Red

Lauren Oliver

#7. We know too much and feel too little.

Bertrand Russell

#8. I don't know what 'famous' is, really.

Karl Pilkington

#9. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

Steven Wright

#10. I may be small but my heart is as tall as any mountain.

Sally Ricketts