Marriage Counselor Quotes

#1. I am oftentimes the ear for some people that I know and love. Which I like being. I don't know if I'd like being a marriage counselor, though, because that's too deep for me.

Jurnee Smollett

#2. There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#3. Putting together an agenda before a staff meeting is like a marriage counselor deciding what issues she's going to cover with a couple prior to meeting with them.

Patrick Lencioni

#4. Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.

Warren Farrell

#5. JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she -
PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR?

Tony Kushner

#6. Is there anything I can say to convince you to stay out of this?" he pleaded, his voice taking on a softer tone.
I shook my head. "Of course not."
"I didn't think so," he said miserably.

Ada Adams

#7. To hold an unchanging youth is to reach at the end, the vision with which one started.

Ayn Rand

#8. Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it

Jean-Paul Belmondo

#9. Those in pain have no time for the pain they cause.

Margaret Atwood

#10. The rejection of mass organizations as the be-all, end-all of organizing is vital for the creation and rediscovery of possibilities for empowerment and effective anarchistic work.

Curious George Brigade

#11. Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

Adam Hamilton

#12. Physical elegance, which is what I am talking about here, comes from the body. This is no superficial matter, but rather the way that man found to honour the way he places his two feet on the ground.

Paulo Coelho

#13. You must have a twinkle in your eye, a naughtiness - and the audience must realize your mind is working faster than your words.

Jeremy Brett

#14. A dynamic economy begins with a good education.

Bob Taft

#15. We stand at the end of the Age of Reason. A new era of the magical explanation of the world is rising.

Adolf Hitler

#16. Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences.

Plato