Malfunction Quotes

#1. There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that ... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.

Paul McCartney

#2. I am touched by her life, how it moves forward, pulses and springs. There is no fragmentation, nothing stunted or wedged. I circle back, I regress, the past doesn't let go. It might as well be a malfunction, a scene repeating itself, a scratched vinl record, a stutter.

Leila Aboulela

#3. I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

Nikki Reed

#4. brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.

E.L. James

#5. Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning.

Frederick Lenz

#6. I think I might have a disorder where your emotions frequently malfunction and a lot of the time you're sitting there feeling something inappropriate. It should be called Emotional Moron Disorder

Jesse Andrews

#7. The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

John Perry Barlow

#8. Principles are laws that are established by the creator or the manufacturer by which a product functions. If you violate those laws, then you produce malfunction, which is what we call failure. If you obey those laws and align yourself with those laws, then you are guaranteed success.

Myles Munroe

#9. Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Charles Stross

#10. Yes, in a moment of pure brain-to-mouth filter malfunction, the question did slip. I'm not proud

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#11. What is your major malfunction?

R. Lee Ermey

#12. Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you don't choose the right thing to wear underneath!

Adriana Lima

#13. Could a man decide, 'I am right, and everyone else is wrong?'
No evidence of a malfunction, he thought. I am not a coward. Neither am I insane.
His heart cried, 'I am disgusted with this purposeless war. I shall quit fighting it.

Walter M. Miller Jr.

#14. I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is.

Laurel Clark

#15. Consciousness is simply the brain's neural response to its surrounding environmental stimuli. Hence when the neural circuits malfunction, Consciousness tends to malfunction as well.

Abhijit Naskar

#16. It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence.

Gaelen Foley

#17. Every single decision of your life is predicated on the healthy functioning of the prefrontal cortex. Even a slight malfunction in a tiny chunk of neuron anywhere in the PFC would lead to the mental deficit in your logical decision-making.

Abhijit Naskar

#18. Modern historians have suggested that in his last years he (Richard II) was overtaken by mental disease, but that is only a modern view of the malfunction common to 14th century rulers: inability to inhibit impulse.

Barbara Tuchman

#19. Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

Ridley Pearson

#20. But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing her bra thanks to a wardrobe malfunction.

J.R. Ward

#21. ...And anyone on whose screen I did manage to appear, generally proved to have a serious malfunction in their operating system, if not outright clinical issues. "Are you a good glitch or a bad glitch?" I had started wondering...

Dan Stone

#22. What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.

E.L. James

#23. The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.

Louis Pasteur

#24. Having pretty much burned every bridge he crossed, our friendship was like a malfunction of his usually deficient people skills.

Tammara Webber

#25. If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

Arthur Bloch

#26. Service disruptions have to be avoided or at least resolved as quickly as possible. When the Internet goes down, consumers don't notice the difference between a technical malfunction, an act of sabotage by hackers or a military attack.

Thomas De Maiziere

#27. A closed mind is like a parachute malfunction, a mind like a parachute only works if it is fully open.

Brian Michael Good

#28. Trouble is the place where you find yourself when your judgment malfunction

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#29. I have always done the opposite of what I was trained to do ... Having little technical background, I became a photographer. Adopting a machine, I do my utmost to make it malfunction. For me, to make a photograph is to make an anti-photograph.

William Klein

#30. How was it even possible to know if your brain was malfunctioning, because the very thing you need to think it all through is the very thing that might be playing up in the first place

Mike A. Lancaster

#31. I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.

Billy Connolly