Mahalo Ukulele Quotes

#1. I too am my own forerunner, though I sit in the shadows of my trees and seem motionless.

Kahlil Gibran

#2. Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

Sophie Kinsella

#3. Have no rigid system in you, and you'll be flexible to change with the ever changing.

Bruce Lee

#4. They all watched silently as she walked toward her cabin, but when she got to the doorway she stopped and turned around. She stood for a moment with her chin lifted and her eyes closed. What on earth was she doing? Granada wondered.

Jonathan Odell

#5. An audience is pleasant if you have it, it is flattering and flattering is agreeable always, but if you have an audience the being an audience is their business, they are the audience you are the writer, let each attend to their own business.

Gertrude Stein

#6. One thing that I had to remember in my personal journey in the music industry and coming up in the music industry was how many times I was told no. I was signed, I was dropped, I was signed, and I was put on a shelf.

Kelly Rowland

#7. When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

George Bernard Shaw

#8. Sergeant Til: Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you today.

C.D. Sutherland

#9. He had dulled his craving for verbal truth and cared chiefly for truth of mood.

E. M. Forster

#10. What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

Dave Chappelle

#11. The people do not mind fornication but they loathe adultery.

Ramsay MacDonald

#12. A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Sam Ewing

#13. What if there are children who will suffer somehow because I failed to obey God? What if my cowardice costs even one child somewhere in the world his or her life?

Richard Stearns

#14. I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

Jennifer Crusie

#15. As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

George Bernard Shaw