Magkaibigan Funny Quotes

#1. Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

Bill Cosby

#2. I've heard that Bon Iver liked my cover of 'Skinny Love.'

Birdy

#3. In Washington, D.C., in 2006, Democrats had long since given up on the war in Iraq in terms of any tangible political support for it. The new factor was the Republicans were beginning to give up as well, and they were truly challenging the strategy and the lack of success.

Jack Keane

#4. KISS ME, HARDY! Kiss me, QUICK!

Elizabeth Wein

#5. If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Laurence J. Peter

#6. The only thing that I could get with chance, and I never was able to use it, was that I would end up with something quite geometric or the spirit that I was interested in, indulging in, was gone.

Robert Rauschenberg

#7. He who possesses forgiveness is able to enjoy true happiness.

Debasish Mridha

#8. The wealthy man is not he who has money, but he who has the means to live in the luxurious state of early spring.

Anton Chekhov

#9. Stories tell us how we should live.

Lisa See

#10. People who read are not too lazy to turn on the television; they prefer books.

Annie Dillard

#11. Madoc thought I was dirt under his shoe. Screw him.

Penelope Douglas

#12. Projection into the future does not create security because the future is not really there. It's a fluid mirage. The only security is merging with The Field, right now.

Penney Peirce

#13. The last pleasure in life is the sense of discharging our duty.

William Hazlitt

#14. I have never planned to have babies by a certain age.

Natalie Imbruglia