Maertzig Quotes

#1. Her laughing was like a wave in the sea, when it landed on you it made you laugh as well.

Stephen Kelman

#2. I do the very best I can to look upon life with optimism and hope and looking forward to a better day.

Rosa Parks

#3. If someone wants to suck your toes, those toes should be worth sucking.

Margaret Atwood

#4. You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

Jeff Foxworthy

#5. On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.

Stephen Leacock

#6. Hispanics have a long tradition of defiance against authority. Come to that, the Irish and Italians and Jews also have a long tradition of defiance against authority. Thinking it over, everybody has a long tradition of defiance against authority. (Except the Germans, of course.)

Donald E. Westlake

#7. Sony is the only studio without broadcast relationships with the NFL.

Peter Landesman

#8. Do I look like I want to be involved in your teen love saga? Ask someone who cares.

Priya Ardis

#9. You're not going to bite me with your fangs, are you?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. Take a bite, but be polite! Not everyone enjoys the sight, Of food that's chewed, It looks quite crude! So close your mouth when you cheeeeew!

Sheri McClure-Pitler

#11. And it beats inside me, this terrible hope, as I know that the end has begun, and I am finally awake. "Break the chains," I roar. And my people roar back.

Pierce Brown

#12. My insides feel like they are crumbling like a towering JENGA game. I lose.

Steph Campbell

#13. You have not known very many men."
"I have no wish to know any others. I love this one.

Shelly Thacker

#14. I find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. But, like, everyone on the Red Sox is a random millionaire athlete from somewhere else.

Julian Casablancas

#15. You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

Janet Evanovich