Macroberts Reply Quotes

#1. Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I was new to the cc game, a game played with skill by staff officers throughout the military, but I knew enough to know that the more senior people you could comfortably cc on your e-mails, the more everyone had to put up with whatever bullshit your e-mails were actually about.

Phil Klay

#3. Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Mae West

#4. If there's something really, really bothering me about a script, then I'll say something, but otherwise I find my answers in the script.

Melissa McBride

#5. the major accomplishment of her life was producing two children who seemed to like each other even when no one else was looking,

Emma Straub

#6. Legends never die....too bad the men who make them do.

Kristin Caraway

#7. My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It's really sad, because that's what my show is all about - what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

Chelsea Handler

#8. Atheists are like wild feral dogs wih no master. But Christians are like loving dogs with a giving and loving master. Domesticated dogs will love you always, but Feral wild dogs HAVE to be put down. they are a danger to us all.

Roger Bacon