Macguff Quotes

#1. Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.

Diablo Cody

#2. Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Diablo Cody

#3. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#4. Juno MacGuff: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Diablo Cody

#5. Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

Diablo Cody

#6. Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Diablo Cody

#7. Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream ...

Diablo Cody

#8. Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Diablo Cody

#9. Consider these current rough estimates: Each day, we compose 154 billion e-mails, more than 500 million tweets on Twitter, and over 1 million blog posts and 1.3 million blog comments on WordPress alone. On Facebook, we write about 16 billion words per day. That's just in the United States:

Clive Thompson

#10. Let me shake it off I just signed a couple deals I might break you off

Nicki Minaj

#11. A lot of people want to do great things for God. A lot of people want to change the world. I just shake my head when I hear that. God is the only one who can change the world because He's the only one who can change hearts and minds.

Chris Fabry

#12. The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

Jon Stewart

#13. Huh. Tastes like rat squeezins' with too much honey.

T. Kingfisher