Lvaction Agent Quotes

#1. I feel that I am best positioned to fight for America's future here in the trenches of the United States Senate.

John Thune

#2. Jesus is the light of the world. His light shines through all darkness. His love heals all hatred. His grace and mercy forgives all sins. The anointing of his blood heals the sick and the lame. His guarding angels will forever protect you and his word will forever guide you.

Colishia S. Benjamin

#3. The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

#4. Keep believing in brighter days, finding ways for your dreams and wishes to come true. Giving you hope that is as certain as the sun, giving you strength of serenity as your guide.

Douglas Pagels

#5. Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

John Cleese

#6. Mallory leaned toward me. "FYI, your eyes are silver. I'll just add 'horny' to the list of reasons that happens." I nodded absently.

Chloe Neill

#7. She gave her a long embrace, like pie baking in the warmth of an oven.

Meghna Pant

#8. I think he intends to run for president ... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.

Pat Toomey

#9. The idea began to sink in, more than it ever had, that I might be crazy, in the traditional sense of the word. That I might be, forever and ever amen, a Crazy Person. That's what we'd suspected all along, what I'd been working so hard to disprove, what might be true. I preferred, by far, being dead.

Marya Hornbacher

#10. I love my best friend's boyfriend. But I swear, I saw him first.

Cassie Mae

#11. Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. "If you're looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you'd be with me this morning."
"Did he make you take a blood oath that you'd protect me?"
"He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

Janet Evanovich

#12. I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

Zach Galifianakis