Lowered Expectations Mad Tv Quotes

#1. No, every person on this planet has darkness inside them. Buried so deep that only you know it's there when your world is coming to an end. Oh, but it's there. It's always there.

Alexander Gordon Smith

#2. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past.

Patrick Henry

#3. This was not chance that they met twice, my mother would tell me whenever she recounted this story. It was fate.

Amy Tan

#4. Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight.

Rock Hudson

#5. But then eject them forever from this country. For, as we have heard, God's anger with them is so intense that gentle mercy will only tend to make them worse and worse, while sharp mercy will reform them but little. Therefore, in any case, away with them!

Martin Luther

#6. When God wants to make a man, he puts him into some storm.

Lettie Cowman

#7. Money-makers are tiresome company, as they have no standard but cash value.

Plato

#8. Pride, like humility, is destroyed by one's insistence that he possesses it.

Kenneth Clark

#9. You know why you keep losing, 'cause, guess what, you're a fucking loser.

Andrea Portes

#10. I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

Sarah Silverman

#11. My cameraman and I devised a method, which we started using from my second film, which applies mainly to day scenes shot in the studio, where we used bounced light instead of direct light. We agreed with this thing of four or five shadows following the actors is dreadful.

Satyajit Ray

#12. Don't use the word gay unless it's an acronym for GAY (Got Aids Yet?) .

Bob Dornan

#13. The universe and the law of attraction speak a language that knows no words, only discerning your intent through sacrifice and what you are willing to give up.

Forrest Curran