Top 100 Louie Quotes
#1. Passion is the degree of difficulty we are willing to endure to accomplish the goal.
Louie Giglio
#2. God calls each and every star by name. It's not likely He has forgotten yours.
Louie Giglio
#3. Cowspiracy may be the most important film made to inspire saving the planet.
Louie Psihoyos
#4. The miraculous is always happening, even though we forget it or even when our faith is too small to trust God for miracles or even when we don't see the miracles occurring. God is always still at work, and God will always provide for us.
Louie Giglio
#5. We can't predict what type of sustaining graces God will provide for us. And we can't expect that the kind of sustaining grace someone else receives will be the same kind of care we will receive. We can only trust that the provision will come.
Louie Giglio
#6. There are a lot of great players ... a lot of great players around, but Louie Bellson is really something special.
Dizzy Gillespie
#7. His old riot of black hair was now a translucent scrim of white, but his blue eyes still threw sparks.
Laura Hillenbrand
#8. The first, stress, gets a stranglehold on us when we move through life feeling like everything (every decision, every answer, every provision, every protection) rests on our shoulders.
Louie Giglio
#9. It's easy: You simply follow the trail of your time, your affection, your energy, your money, and your allegiance. At the end of that trail you'll find a throne; and whatever, or whoever, is on that throne is what's of highest value to you. On that throne is what you worship.
Louie Giglio
#10. Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
Louie Anderson
#11. We get into captivity because of our foolishness and we are more foolish that we want to admit.
Louie Giglio
#12. Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.
Louie Anderson
#13. There's no statute of limitations on doing what's right.
Louie Gohmert
#14. To me, it wasn't 'Star Wars' that shaped me; it was more 'Mary Tyler Moore' and, nowadays, 'Louie' and 'Girls.'
Jill Soloway
#15. The action we take in the next few years will impact the Earth hundreds of millions of years from now.
Louie Psihoyos
#17. You know, Rose, Mr. Louie's altogether my idea of what a gentleman should be. He's a little bit undersized, I know. But there! What's an inch or two when you love a man?
Countess Barcynska
#18. Brokenness is the bow from which God launches the arrow of healing.
Louie Giglio
#19. My mother told me when I was a toddler and in the crib that they would have music playing, and the thing when I lit up was boogie-woogie or something out of the Louie Jordan period of sometimes big bands, and then all kinds of things.
Robbie Robertson
#20. God wants to do immeasurably more in & through your life than you could ask.
Louie Giglio
#21. I'd be all for everybody keeping their sidearms if they're in the military and on a military installation. That's something we need to get back to.
Louie Gohmert
#22. On July 13, Louise felt a wave of urgency. She penned a letter to Major General Willis Hale, commander of the Seventh Air Force. In it, she begged Hale not to give up searching; Louie, she wrote, was alive. Unbeknownst to Louise, on that same day, Louie was captured.
Laura Hillenbrand
#23. Swimmin' laps around a bottle of Louie the Thirteenth
Jumpin' off of a mountain into a sea of codeine
I'm at the top of the top, but still I climb
And if I should ever fall, the ground will then turn to wine.
Lil' Wayne
#24. We've got some people who think Shariah law oughta be the law of the land, forget the Constitution. But the guns are there, the Second Amendment is there, to make sure all of the rest of the amendments are followed.
Louie Gohmert
#25. Now, the people that helped get Obama elected, who think Israel is a good idea, need to wake up and tell him they're our friends, let's preserve them. And then it would happen. Because that's the only kind of thing he responds to. But he throws our friends under the bus and rewards our enemies.
Louie Gohmert
#26. Comfort and familiarity are not what God points us toward. Jesus isn't in the business of flying to and fro for the rest of our lives, hand-delivering spiritual baby food to us.
Louie Giglio
#27. Dr. Cox mentors the rookie doctors with a spoonful of dirt and then a cup of sugar. I see him as an archetypal descendent of two of my favorite curmudgeonly characters: Lou Grant and Louie De Palma.
John C. McGinley
#28. Why are all Christians happy and praising Jesus? It's because we are not DEAD! We may be imperfect, but we aren't DEAD!
Louie Giglio
#29. I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories.
Louie Anderson
#30. I felt a little bad about killing the man, but what choice did I have?" ... Louie Morelli, "The Prince of Mafia Princes.
Patricia Bellomo
#31. Worship is our response, both personal and corporate, to God for who He is, and what He has done; expressed in and by the things we say and the way we live.
Louie Giglio
#32. I wish to God that she [principal Dawn L. Hochsprung] had had an M-4 in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out ... and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids.
Louie Gohmert
#33. My music has a little hint of down south but I don't have a down south accent. I guess it's just the beat selection that puts me in a down south mind frame.
King Louie
#34. Well, Louie, you'll know then that Leviticus also tells us not to cut our beards, not to wear linen and wool together nor to eat crayfish or frogs or snails. I'm afraid that if we adhered to Leviticus the entire French nation would be an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
Paula Boock
#35. The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.
Louie Gohmert
#36. I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.
Chris Rock
#37. Drink." she whispered, drawing nearer. "Drink." she held the soft, tender flesh of the wrist towards me. "No. I know what to do; haven't I done it in the past?" I said to her.
Anne Rice
#38. What is the intersection between technology, art and science? Curiosity and wonder, because it drives us to explore, because we're surrounded by things we can't see.
Louie Schwartzberg
#39. With high-speed cameras, we can do the opposite of time lapse. We can shoot images that are thousands of times faster than our vision. And we can see how nature's ingenious devices work, and perhaps we can even imitate them.
Louie Schwartzberg
#40. All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
Louie Anderson
#41. If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
Louie Anderson
#42. We are responsible for our captivity to sin. In our foolishness, we forget God. However, God intervenes!
Louie Giglio
#43. I just watched the entire season of 'Louie' in one flight. What an amazing show.
Jason O'Mara
#44. Worship is our response to what we value most. As a result, worship fuels our actions, becoming the driving force of all we do.
Louie Giglio
#45. Change doesn't need to be overwhelming; it is not impossible.
Louie Psihoyos
#46. Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.
Louie Anderson
#47. Worry and worship cannot exist in the same space. One always displaces the other. Choose worship.
Louie Giglio
#48. Enough of little lives led by little people, crumpling under the weight of stress. And enough of empty ambition masquerading as something grand yet marked by the numbing effects of a vacant heart.
Louie Giglio
#49. I think it's time ... that we reform Congress to the point where all public assistance comes in one single committee. One area where all public assistance can be located, and it will be easy to see all the duplications, all the waste, so much easier to see areas where fraud is running rampant.
Louie Gohmert
#50. The Father doesn't give life directions in one big bundle because the goal is knowing Him, not the plan.
Louie Giglio
#51. You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
Louie Anderson
#52. Basically, the intersection between the animal world and the plant world is where life regenerates itself over and over, billions of times each day. It's the foundation of life on our planet.
Louie Schwartzberg
#53. Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
The Three Stooges
#54. Even if we don't see it, God is always working underneath the surface, behind the scenes and orchestrating His plans and purposes.
Louie Giglio
#55. On Kwajalein, Louie and Phil leared a dark truth known to the doomed in Hitler's death camps, the slaves of the American South, and a hundred other generations of betrayed people. Dignity is as essential to human life as water, food, and oxygen.
Laura Hillenbrand
#56. No big shocker that following Jesus is costly. The best things in life always are.
Louie Giglio
#57. God doesn't call people to a job description, He calls people to Himself and His mission in the world.
Louie Giglio
#58. There is no cancer, no sickness, no sin, no reversal of fortunes, no curse, no heartache - nothing - that's greater than Jesus. Jesus heals. Jesus restores. Jesus brings life.
Louie Giglio
#59. So the good news is, if you're unemployed and you go to apply for a job and you're not hired for that job, see a lawyer - you may be able to file for a claim because you were discriminated against because you were unemployed.
Louie Gohmert
#60. Accept the fact that you're never gonna be someone else and embrace the fact that the world needs you as God made you to be.
Louie Giglio
#61. When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.
Ryan Reynolds
#62. God, as much as I've needed your power to kill the Enemy, I need your power to fix me. It's not enough that power goes out from me; I need the power of God to work in me.
Louie Giglio
#63. I was a chief justice. And before that, I was a district court judge, handled major felonies, including capital murder cases; and I handled major civil litigation.
Louie Gohmert
#64. You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'
Louie Anderson
#66. If there's a perfect family out there, we're all happy for that family. But most families aren't perfect. Most families are living with some sort of challenge or some sort of difficulty.
Louie Giglio
#67. Some of us attend the church on the corner, professing to worship the living God above all. Others, who rarely darken the church doors, would say worship isn't a part of their lives because they aren't "religious." But everybody has an altar. And every altar has a throne.
Louie Giglio
#68. This is an amazing thought: a God who is indescribable.
Louie Giglio
#69. What gives me hope is art - it's the most powerful weapons ever created. It's a weapon of mass construction.
Louie Psihoyos
#70. The Word of God spoke into the dry bones. His breath filled them, put tendons (repair), and put skin on ... Then you will know I am God ... When Jesus comes that will happen.
Louie Giglio
#71. We the money team
Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream
King Louie
#72. He wants you to understand that there are no wasted moments. For His glory He uses everything that's happened, everything that's happening, and everything that will happen - past, present, and future.
Louie Giglio
#73. My name is Louie, but they call me Tony!
King Louie
#74. There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage, and it's the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it's just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.
Louie Gohmert
#75. When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
Louie Anderson
#76. If you're waiting with God, waiting is okay. If you're always waiting on God, you'll be frustrated. God never seems to work at the speed that we want Him to.
Louie Giglio
#77. When the enemy comes with shame and blame, tell him to go measure the distance from east to west and get back to you.
Louie Giglio
#78. It's horrifying and absurd to think that there are currently more slaves on earth than at any other time in human history.
Louie Giglio
#80. I believe that God is not lost. He is in the middle with us right now. If people will take a few moments and take this journey, hope will rise up in their hearts. I believe that.
Louie Giglio
#81. Who knows who's waiting right now for one of us to invite them into God's family?
Louie Giglio
#82. It's OK to burn a Bible, that's OK. OK to burn a flag, OK, that's all right. But just, you know, for heaven's sake, don't say anything that might offend someone of the Islamic religion.
Louie Gohmert
#83. We need to fight a battle to see this truth. When bad things happen, the Enemy comes through the door and tells us that God doesn't love us anymore and has no plan for us, and then we tend to bail out on God.
Louie Giglio
#84. There's no doubt we were unworthy, but we were never worthless. Big difference.
Louie Giglio
#85. Gratitude grows from a seed called grace. If you're not grateful you might still be trying to earn what God freely gives.
Louie Giglio
#87. God isn't waiting on our memo. He is waiting on us to focus enough on Him that we get His memo.
Louie Giglio
#88. God is huge! He is ginormous! He is greater than every thought we have ever had of Him.
Louie Giglio
#89. I don't care what gender someone is, or what race they are. Those things don't matter to me.
Louie Gohmert
#90. I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
Louie Anderson
#91. I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.
Louie Anderson
#92. Pete urged Louie to enter the Compton Open and try his legs at a longer distance. "If you stay with Norman Bright," he told Louie, "you make the Olympic team.
Laura Hillenbrand
#93. It's not the elements of our worship that are awesome. It's the object of our worship Who is awesome.
Louie Giglio
#94. I'm probably the only one in the world you can name that's worked with Billie Holiday, Louie Armstrong, Ella, Duke, Miles, Dizzy, Ray Charles, Aretha, Michael Jackson, rappers. 'Fly Me to the Moon' was played on the moon by Buzz Aldrin. Sinatra. Paul Simon. Tony Bennett. I'm the only one.
Quincy Jones
#95. In seeking the Bird's death to free himself, Louie had chained himself, once again, to his tyrant. During the war, the Bird had been unwilling to let go of Louie; after the war, Louie was unable to let go of the Bird.
Laura Hillenbrand
#96. Most people give Kennedy a passing grade, a good grade on the Cuban Missile Crisis handling, but what they don't realize, if he had had strength, if he had showed strength before, there would never have been a Cuban Missile Crisis.
Louie Gohmert
#97. If only we knew what was happening when we pray, we would never cease to pray.
Louie Giglio
#98. No matter what we might be walking through, we can still have confidence that Jesus is the God of the comeback and that our story is not over as long as Jesus is in it.
Louie Giglio
#99. If you can reach just 10 percent of the population, you can begin to reach a tipping point; that's where true social movements take place - it's a numbers game. And when you reach that number, the truth becomes obvious and empires of injustice crumble and fall.
Louie Psihoyos
#100. If you've been served by God, you've arrived.
Louie Giglio
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