Lotto Jackpot Quotes

#1. According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.

Johnny Carson

#2. How come they don't think you can handle a new story out of the blue on the TV news? They gotta make a little lame segue. "Hey, that's a big lotto jackpot! Speaking of lotto, there was a lot o' crime in the city today."

Brian Regan

#3. People like it when others are gossiping. When you hear a story about someone's demise or some big faux-pas they made, everyone wants to tune into it, because it's nice to know that someone else made a mistake. It makes you feel elevated for a moment.

Madonna Ciccone

#4. May your dreams be silent.

Kyra Dune

#5. Not everyone who spoke you friendly was really your friend. - Arya

George R R Martin

#6. We have never had a more qualified and capable champion of personal and economic freedom than the 2012 Libertarian Party candidate for President of the United States - Governor Gary Johnson.

Scott Boman

#7. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

John Philpot Curran

#8. No story runs alone. Always, it travels in the company of others.

Atrament Speaks

C. McDonald

#9. I wish to go on living even after my death.

Anne Frank