Lol Defuq Quotes

#1. In 2007, several musicologists contacted me at about the same time, expressing interest in the work of the mysterious Muriel Herbert, a few of whose songs they had come across.

Claire Tomalin

#2. Marriage is a very sacred institution and should not be degraded by allowing every other type of relationship to be made equivalent to it.

Ben Carson

#3. Bureaucracy is trouble everybody has. It's a system evolved so that nobody in it is ever responsible for anything.

L. Ron Hubbard

#4. I'm kissing you because sometimes I can't not kiss you.

Colleen Hoover

#5. Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

Paul Merson

#6. Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is something in Mind Cure, after all, and if thee continually talks of thyself as being old, thee may perhaps bring on some of the infirmities of age. At least I would not risk it if I were thee.

Hannah Whitall Smith

#7. I think it's actually the more polite thing to do, because I'm not coercing partygoers into some big farewell moment with me. Then other people feel like they have to stop what they're doing and hug me, too. It's time-wasting dominoes.

Mindy Kaling

#8. My friends would howl if I claimed I was androgynous - I'm not tall enough!

Sophie McShera

#9. I held it in my hands like it was a baby (and, just for reference, I hold babies like they are snakes).

Karina Halle

#10. Then in a great crash they threw themselves to the floor, ears flopped down, the whites of their eyes showing, looking the way only a dog can look who is totally disappointed. Indeed, they were the very pictures of disappointment.

Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

#11. My brother, if it's not in the Bible, He's not in it!! If it's not in the Word of God, He is not in it.

Benny Hinn

#12. Why didn't vandals ever quote Shakespeare? I'd love to see graffiti in iambic pentameter.

J.A. Konrath

#13. You want to be around guys that you share the same goal with and guys who are thirsty and ready to hunt and get victories.

Corey Dillon

#14. Careful for nothing, prayerful for everything, thankful for anything.

Dwight L. Moody