Lloyd Braun Seinfeld Quotes

#1. I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

Andy Kindler

#2. In the world according to the positivist, the inspiring thing about scrambled eggs is that any way you turn them they're sunny side up. In the world according to the existentialist, the hopeless thing about scrambled eggs is that any way you turn them they're scrambled.

Tom Robbins

#3. I have heard earnest American sociologists say that American children have a right to the divorce experience as an enriching element of an advanced civilisation.

Anthony Burgess

#4. Make the important interesting.

James Fallows

#5. The more you become aware of and respond to the needs of others, the richer your own life becomes.

Mollie Marti

#6. I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.

John Lydon

#7. Anna Quangel felt herself trembling. Then she looked over at Otto again. He might be right: whether their act was big or small, no one could risk more than his life. Each according to his strength and abilities, but the main thing was, you fought back. Still

Hans Fallada

#8. Good morning, the city says. Fuck you.

Marie-Helene Bertino

#9. The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life. - Jessica Hische

Austin Kleon

#10. When Iran starts to regulate USA nuclear facilities, it will be a step in the right direction for the safety and security of 300 million people.

Steven Magee