Lito Lapid Funny Quotes

#1. I never dreamt, in my dream, I'm Dalai Lama.

Dalai Lama

#2. Once you've seen there is another perspective, you can never not see that there's another point of view.

Ellen Langer

#3. When God's in it ... it flows. When the flesh is in it ... it's forced.

Charles R. Swindoll

#4. I learned to drum and I'm very excited today. Well, first of all I got to ... I learned when I was in New York I sort of did some prepping with just learning basic stuff like beating my couch next to my drum teacher, who's this incredible guy named Charlie Green.

Alison Pill

#5. The natural movement of one's soul is upwards. But just as any object is dragged down when a heavy weight is tied to it, the burden of the body drags down the soul.

Vinoba Bhave

#6. To pray is to cast off your burdens, it is to tear away your rags, it is to shake off your diseases, it is to be filled with spiritual vigor, it is to reach the highest point of Christian health.

Charles Spurgeon

#7. When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

Chris Rock

#8. Evolution has produced us more recently, and that makes us the smartest ever. After all, we invented the parking lot.

N.D. Wilson