Lightbulb Jokes Quotes

#1. Writing, I explained, was mainly an attempt to out-argue one's past; to present events in such a light that battles lost in life were either won on paper or held to a draw.

Jules Feiffer

#2. Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.

Victoria Scott

#3. Marianne laughed. But you can't disappoint me! I don't love you.

Joyce Carol Oates

#4. Q. How many docents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to remove the old lightbulb and the other to tell the story behind it.

Ron Brackin

#5. I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

Jimmy Kimmel

#6. If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Stan Laurel

#7. No amphibious attack in history has approached this one in size. Along miles of coastline there were hundreds of vessels and small boats afloat and ant-like files of advancing troops ashore.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#8. Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss.

Charles Duhigg

#9. Creating something new is easy, creating something that lasts is the challenge.

Adam Braun

#10. How can the nation be mightier, without unity of its citizens?

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. I think you're bound to feel guilty, and you're going to feel sad. You have to simply feel it. Don't hate yourself. It is what it is.

Mhairi McFarlane

#12. Seven key abilities human beings need to effectively manage life: the ability to motivate ourselves, to persist against frustration, to delay gratification, to regulate moods, to hope, to empathize, and to control impulse. Many

Gavin De Becker

#13. I dont agree with those who think that the conflict is simply between two religions, namely Christianity and Islam ... To me, the key conflict is between irrational blind faith and rational, logical minds.

Taslima Nasrin

#14. God had infinite time to give us ... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings, and, with each, therefore, a new idea, new inventions, and new applications.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#15. I haven't left a mark on the world, but is that so bad? Considering how deeply the world has marked me?

Margaret Stohl

#16. I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb.

Vint Cerf

#17. For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of it!

Karen Chance