Life Wonder Witty Humor Quotes

#1. Along this particular stretch of line no express had ever passed. All the trains
the few that there were
stopped at all the stations. Denis knew the names of those stations by heart. Bole, Tritton, Spavin Delawarr, Knipswich for Timpany, West Bowlby, and, finally, Camlet-on-the-Water.

Aldous Huxley

#2. When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small.

Xondra Day

#3. I have known beaches, but I have no particular fondness for them. I don't like sand in my crevices. I don't like sand at all. I don't enjoy all that sunshine and heat without the benefit of climate control.

Roxane Gay

#4. Scared is what you're feeling," says Ma, "but brave is what you're doing." "Huh?" "Scaredybrave.

Emma Donoghue

#5. I'm a Buddhist. You might have a Christian obligation to catch pneumonia while you sit for two and a half hours listening to some twerp in a dress drone on about the virtue of wedded life but, dear as you are to me, I don't.

Natasha Pulley

#6. Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

Ankur Basu Roy

#7. I deplore my shortcomings, but plan to keep them.

Mason Cooley

#8. Tragic to kill a friend in battle by mistake when there are so many enemies to go around.

Raymond E. Feist

#9. Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#10. The man who claims he's never done anything courageous doesn't understand what courage really is.

Dennis Rainey

#11. I have made a vow to attain Enlightenment in the female form - no matter how many lifetimes it takes

Tenzin Palmo

#12. Adele was in everybody's wish list, and her list of Romeos was nearly as long as the Yellow Pages. Some witty person had suggested that her family needed a system of traffic lights to avoid fatal crashes for the men in her life.

Olga Nunez Miret

#13. I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

Daniel Handler

#14. The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Josh Lanyon

#15. There might be a lot of physical chemistry within a couple, but without the compatibility of life philosophy and interests then the relationship will likely not be long-lasting.

John Friend

#16. The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?

Jandy Nelson

#17. Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Zane Stumpo

#18. Facts are more mundane than fantasies, but a better basis for conclusions.

Amory Lovins

#19. Deke: 'You know what I'm wonderin'?'
Malachi: 'No, and to tell the truth, I don't care'
Deke: 'I'm wonderin' how you've managed to live to the ripe old age of 36, when it's a known fact that you've been brain-dead since birth'

'Strength of will', was the flat reply

Lynn Turner

#20. If a general shows confidence in his men but always insists on his orders being obeyed, the gain will be mutual.

Sun Tzu

#21. I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.

Tanit Phoenix

#22. He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#23. I was doing judo before anybody knew it existed in this country.

Charles Durning