Top 30 Life Nature Humor Quotes
#1. The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life.
Fran Lebowitz
#2. Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!
Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?
~SHEESH~
Dakota Dawn
#4. I think computer viruses should count as life ... I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
#5. Commodities tend to zig when the equity markets zag.
Jim Rogers
#7. Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties.
John Stuart Mill
#8. In the midst of war and crisis nothing is as clear or as certain as it appears in hindsight
Barbara W. Tuchman
#9. Every book I've written has been different from the others, and each one seems to have its own timeline, requirements, and formal challenges.
Micheline Aharonian Marcom
#10. Will Human Nature destroy Nature and Humans?
Drats
#11. Music in itself carries a whole set of messages which are very, very rich and complex, and the words either serve to exclude certain ones or point up certain others.
Brian Eno
#12. When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail.
Nenia Campbell
#13. They got a manure machine in there," Keller said. He went up to the barn and peeked through a hole between tow boards. "On wheels. It's fun to ride sometimes, when you don't care how you smell.
Sandra Neil Wallace
#14. Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.
Katie MacAlister
#15. Conclusion 2:
There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins.
~Signed Tamaki
Bisco Hatori
#16. Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.
Nenia Campbell
#17. When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.
Albert Einstein
#18. And then I have two children by Theresa, one boy 10 and one girl 13.
Merle Haggard
#19. When you trust yourself, everyone around you will trust you, too.
Debasish Mridha
#20. Some people find it comfortable to go through life on their knees, and good luck to them, but I prefer to keep my spine in the position nature intended.
Beryl Bainbridge
#21. The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.
Don Roff
#22. We have lived through the flood time of fascism and of the nazism which ran its meteoric course at a cost to mankind in suffering and waste beyond all computation.
Emily Greene Balch
#23. There you go again," murmured Rhy, leaning his head on Kell's shoulder. "You never let me fall.
Victoria Schwab
#24. Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
George Carlin
#25. Practicing zazen is like gradually (or maybe not so gradually) getting your sight back.
Brad Warner
#26. A great paradox which should God make us understand, we will weep, laugh, wonder and ponder is the paradox of human ignorance
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#27. The humanoids told Don that if he went home with a whore, she would cook him a meal of petroleum and coal products at fancy prices. And then, while he ate them, she would talk dirty about how fresh and full of natural juices the food was, even though the food was fake.
Kurt Vonnegut
#28. I'd like to believe that the people that have supported me in my work or identified with me in films, the people that feel they know me, they do and they don't have misconceptions - they understand. I believe that.
Angelina Jolie
#29. I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go."
She frowned at me. "Where?"
I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-"
Ah." She gave a small laugh. "We interrupt this life-or-death situation for a pregnancy pee break. Don't see that in the movies, do you?
Kelley Armstrong
#30. Life just wants to be; but it doesn't want to be much.
Bill Bryson
