Life Gives U Lemons Quotes

#1. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.

April Margeson

#2. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Anonymous

#3. when life gives you lemons add beer

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#4. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

#5. When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

Colleen Hoover

#6. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#7. If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

Gurbaksh Chahal

#8. When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.

Jenny Lawson

#9. When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

Sanjaya Malakar

#10. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

#11. When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#12. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

Neshialy S.

#13. When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.

Carolyn Brown

#14. when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons.

Jake Hamilton

#15. When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

Reba McEntire

#16. When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
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J. Sterling