Life Admin Quotes

#1. Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?'

I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed to happen without much admin, the same way all porn skipped out the granular details of sex, like condoms and kissing, that were supposed to happen in real life.

Olivia Sudjic

#2. Honestly, the essence of publishing hasn't changed. Since the days of the cave man carving stuff on the cave walls, people have wanted stories, and storytellers have wanted an audience. That is still the case. The changes are really a matter of format.

Susan Wiggs

#3. You can have more than two guardian angels - in fact, most people I meet have many more than two.

Doreen Virtue

#4. Never let it be said I failed to take advantage of a lady in distress.

Stephen King

#5. Last month, 80,000 Americans signed on to new jobs, but 85,000 Americas signed on for Social Security disability checks. Most of these people are not 'disabled' as that term is generally understood. Rather, it's the U.S. economy that's disabled, and thus Obama incentivizes dependency.

Mark Steyn

#6. There can be very little of present-day science and technology that is not dependent on complex numbers in one way or another.

Keith Devlin

#7. Say it, woman."
"It. Woman."
"God, you're a pain.

Kristan Higgins

#8. Odette felt as if she were floating. She could still feel Jorgen's lips on hers,

Melanie Dickerson

#9. The average player would rather play than watch. Those who don't play can't possibly appreciate the subtleties of the game. Trying to get their attention with golf is like selling Shakespeare in the neighbourhood saloon.

Bob Toski

#10. Stop it, girl. There's no way he's five-years-old. Or one hundred. He's probably like every other CEO on the planet: Late twenties, handsome in that geeky sort of way, and just as awkward as you. I breathe a sigh of relief, because I know I'm probably right.

Andrew Shaffer

#11. Mankind owns four things
That are no good at sea:
Rudder, anchor, oars,
And the fear of going down.

Antonio Machado

#12. So, I'm no more then a stolen relic, locked up, here, until you might have use of me?!

Loki Laufeyson

#13. She started the car and closed her eyes as the engine purred to life.
"Eleanor? Do you and the car need a moment alone together?"
"I came already. Let's go.

Tiffany Reisz

#14. To hate, to love, to think, to feel, to see; all this is nothing but to perceive.

David Hume