Lie Detector Test Quotes

#1. I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test.

Paula Jones

#2. I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

Steven Wright

#3. Would you be willing to take a lie detector test?"
"I'm afraid not," he said. "It goes against my religion."
His brow furrowed. "How?"
"Only God can judge me ...

J.M. Darhower

#4. Space-ships and time machines are no escape from the human condition. Let Othello subject Desdemona to a lie-detector test; his jealousy will still blind him to the evidence. Let Oedipus triumph over gravity; he won't triumph over his fate.

Arthur Koestler

#5. Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about going to the gynecologist.

Stephanie Bond

#6. Many criminals believe what they say is true; they could pass a lie detector test.

Michael Moore

#7. He who cannot remember the past is doomed. DOOMED!

John Howard

#8. Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Rob Lowe

#9. Music really did mean something to him, he realized, and it always had. It called to him, although there were no words to describe what it promised. It was like a secret language he never forgot how to speak, a hometown he could always return to when he tired of what life was throwing at him.

Tad Williams

#10. He plays the same game, but for the first time in his life he is truly playing, rather than working, being a human, and this is a vast distinction realized by few.

Chris Matakas

#11. I think something that really shocked me as a nanny were parents who sort of assumed the worst from the get-go. People who didn't accept the benefit of the doubt.

Emma McLaughlin