Learn How To Take A Joke Quotes

#1. You really should learn how to take a joke, as easily as you take a dick."

-Shirley

Charli McBride

#2. You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you.

Betty Smith

#3. My whole career is based on taking a left turn after each film and doing the opposite of what I've just done.

Kelly Lynch

#4. I like singers like Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald.

Andy Morris

#5. It's never too late to start.
It's always too late to wait.

Jeff Olson

#6. America has got to learn to take a joke.

Herman Cain

#7. Sleeping children gained weight according to the depth of their sleep.

Kerry Greenwood

#8. You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out.

Jack Youngblood

#9. I am so pathetic with machines in real life, it's not a joke. I'd rather walk, or even run, than take the car out myself. I like to be driven around. Yes, I like fancy cars, and fancy bikes, too. It's my dream to learn how to ride one myself, but for now, I am content being driven around.

Bipasha Basu

#10. Music (Definition; Noun): The artistic organization of sound for the joy and experience of listening.

Duane Hewitt

#11. It was so hot we spent our waking hours dozing and our sleeping hours lying awake, trying to sleep.

Geoff Dyer

#12. Say what you will of fortitude, but show me the man who can patiently endure the laughter of fools when they have obtained an advantage over him. 'Tis only when their nonsense is without foundation that one can suffer it without complaint.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe