Leaning Tower Of Pisa Funny Quotes

#1. You want the scent? Smell yourself!

Hannibal

#2. Perhaps depression can best be described as emotional pain that forces itself on us against our will, and then breaks free of its externals.

Andrew Solomon

#3. I love crispy, cool sheets.

Ryan Murphy

#4. Writing can be an incredible mindfulness practice.

Jon Kabat-Zinn

#5. We aren't born for ourselves alone. You have to take care of other people.

Kass Morgan

#6. One may imagine that a man who blew the trumpet for his living would be glad to play the violin for his amusement.

Winston Churchill

#7. Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.

Woody Allen

#8. When Ben arrived, he was having a bad hair day. He looked like Francine from those Arthur cartoons on PBS, and yet I was still very attracted to him.

Courtney Robertson

#9. Sir Arthur Eddington summed up the situation brilliantly in his book The Nature of the Physical World, published in 1929. "No familiar conceptions can be woven around the electron," he said, and our best description of the atom boils down to "something unknown is doing we don't know what".

John Gribbin

#10. What I should do and what I want to do are two opposing forces. I have no idea which way I am going to end up.

Ava Zavora

#11. The hope for me going back into television - after doing what will have been two years of radio - is to bring that authenticity with me. And, to not have the visual be overpowering the content.

Rosie O'Donnell

#12. Physicians attend to the business of physicians, and workmen handle the tools of workmen.
[Lat., Quod medicorum est
Promittunt medici, tractant fabrilia fabri.]

Horace

#13. Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Demetri Martin