Top 30 Laziest Quotes
#1. I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.
Tina Louise
#2. Having judged a few competitions, it's clear that novelists are often the laziest short story writers.
Sarah Hall
#3. And then there are the laziest and most presumptuous of people, those who can read but who don't bother, who live in the smuggest ignorance and seem to me dangerous.
Paul Theroux
#4. More than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father; He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.
Mark Twain
#5. I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.
Paul Hogan
#6. Even the laziest person will fight for oxygen when drowning.
J.R. Rim
#7. Because there's no formal etiquette for ending a friendship, most people do it in the laziest, most passive and painless way possible, by unilaterally dropping any effort to sustain it and letting the other person figure it out for themselves. (I
Tim Kreider
#8. You think of travellers as bold, but our guilty secret is that travel is one of the laziest ways on earth of passing the time.
Paul Theroux
#9. But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.
Norman Lear
#10. When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.
Jennifer Lawrence
#11. No one's lazy. What we would call the laziest person on earth expends a tremendous amount of energy to not do things.
Frederick Lenz
#12. Those are just platitudes. Everyone has his own idea of "playing fair."
"Does he? Try making up your own idea of what's fair
say, "giving the greatest rewards to the laziest workers"
and see how seriously people take you.
J. Budziszewski
#13. I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.
Benjamin Franklin
#14. I'm the laziest inventor you ever met. My inventing is in my head - I don't have to be in the lab working and sweating.
Woody Norris
#15. Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices.
George Bernard Shaw
#16. I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us.
Al Jourgensen
#17. I'm the laziest person - that's my normal self. When I'm hanging around my house, I literally look like a tramp. I love being comfortable and having no make-up on.
Suki Waterhouse
#18. To ask questions can become the laziest and wobbliest occupation of a mind, but when you must yourself answer the problem that you have posed, you will meditate your question with care and frame it with precision.
James Stephens
#19. The Queen, bless her heart, has cultivated procrastination to a degree which is really an art
when one is vexed, as I fear I often am, one should recall that the Bowes Lyons are the laziest family in the world. Against this reflection it becomes remarkable that she accomplishes so much.
Arthur Penn
#20. Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy.
Bill Gates
#21. I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.
Fran Lebowitz
#22. We grown-ups always try to take the easy way out, the laziest way. We seem to have a great fear of getting tired, as if any energy depleted is lost forever. We want to plan our fatigue the same way we plan everything else.
Twinkle Khanna
#24. I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it
Bill Gates
#25. Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check!
Aron Nimzowitsch
#27. A lot of nonsense is spoken about work. Some of the finest men I've known were the laziest. Never work because it's expected of you. Find out how much work you must do to live and be happy. Don't do any more.
James A. Michener
#28. The rich are the laziest of men. They pay others to do the hard work.
Tim Westover
#29. I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back.
Erin O'Connor
#30. The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W.C. Fields
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