Laying Pipe Quotes

#1. Writing is a manual labor of the mind: a job, like laying pipe.

John Gregory Dunne

#2. Bagged her? What does that even mean?" I asked, already wishing I hadn't. "Intimate relations. Intercourse. Coitus. Doing the deed. Nookie. Fornicating. Laying pipe. Screwing. Sex. Tapping that ass. Fucking. Need I go on?

Jamie McGuire

#3. Sometimes things have to be broken and reformed to become truly beautiful.

Kristen Reed

#4. And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

Alice Cooper

#5. America today is a confused society, caught up in a terror war, a culture war, and a media war, where honesty and professional standards have vanished.

Bill O'Reilly

#6. Having embraced Islam, I felt as if I were born again. I found in Islam the answers to those queries which I had failed to find in Christianity.

Jermaine Jackson

#7. The faith to step out is worthless without the faithfulness to stick it out.

Steven Furtick

#8. It would probably strip my flesh while giving me vocabulary lessons. I'd be dead but smarter. How's that for glass half full?

A&E Kirk

#9. Don Quixote is one that comes to mind in comparison to mine, in that they both involve journeys undertaken by older men. That is unusual, because generally the hero of a journey story is very young.

David Guterson

#10. The relationship between the make-up man and the film actor
is that of accomplices in crime

Marlene Dietrich

#11. The way you eat defines how you look to yourself, but the way you speak defines how you look to others.

Ankit Goel

#12. There has to be a better, smarter way to authenticate who somebody is. Social Security numbers are floating out there everywhere.

Jason Chaffetz

#13. A lot of hip-hop artists wear fur, and they think it's a status symbol. That doesn't register for me; I just see dead animals.

Tommy Lee

#14. Growing up is never idyllic, is it? Or it'd be called something else.

Laura Dave