Lawn Gnomes Quotes

#1. I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.

Tyler, The Creator

#2. After watching too many scary movies it was hard not to have an overactive imagination, along with an inherent distrust of seemingly benevolent (and sometimes inanimate) things, like lawn gnomes.

Kat Stiles

#3. They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

Cassandra Clare

#4. The chalice," he said, "resembles a cup or vessel, and more important, it resembles the shape of a woman's womb. This symbol communicates femininity, womanhood, and fertility.

Dan Brown

#5. The moment between deciding to open your eyes and then actually doing it is as scary a thing as there is in the new world.

Josh Malerman

#6. I hate the way my mother thinks.

M..

#7. Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods ...

J.K. Rowling

#8. Call them what you want. Garden gnomes. Lawn ornaments. Little evil outdoor statuary hell-bent on world domination. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that, right now, they're hiding in plain sight, pretending to be symbols of merriment and good will.

Chuck Sambuchino

#9. Love, love will tear us apart, again.

Ian Curtis

#10. All of us basically want the same things: opportunity for our children, and prosperity for our families and communities.

Christine Gregoire