Garden Gnomes Quotes

#1. Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches.

Caroline Paul

#2. Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods ...

J.K. Rowling

#3. Call them what you want. Garden gnomes. Lawn ornaments. Little evil outdoor statuary hell-bent on world domination. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that, right now, they're hiding in plain sight, pretending to be symbols of merriment and good will.

Chuck Sambuchino

#4. I hate this idea that boys are thinking about sex nonstop and girls are thinking about - what? Stationery and garden gnomes? No.

Julie Murphy

#5. I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.

Jonathan Pearce

#6. It gives you the impression that every day is Sunday.

Marlene Dietrich

#7. I enjoy the challenge of trying to say things beautifully. The message is secondary in that sense. Obviously, I have something that I want to say that's very, very important to me - but the process of actually crafting it is essential.

Ta-Nehisi Coates

#8. I've been in training for stardom.

Bernie Mac

#9. Life is being in bed with you. Everything else is just waiting.

Cormac McCarthy

#10. A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

Oliver Herford

#11. I make it a point of honour to have a couple of gnomes in my garden as silent testimony to the right of gnome-lovers everywhere to do their own thing without fear of snide remarks.

Richard Briers

#12. There is no doubt that we have defeated too many dictators; but we must not forget that the religion is still out there.

M.F. Moonzajer

#13. When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss.

Veronica Webb

#14. All I know is, if I don't care about the poor, if my church doesn't care about the poor, that's evil.

Timothy Keller