Laryngitis Funny Quotes

#1. 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' is, to my mind, a work of perfect genius.

Amity Gaige

#2. Like many a better one before me, I have gone down under the force of numbers, under the books and books and books that keep coming out and coming out and coming out, shoals of them, spates of them, flash floods of them, too blame many books, and no sign of an end.

Dorothy Parker

#3. The trouble with life isn't that there is no answer, it's that there are so many answers

Ruth Benedict

#4. To die; to decide to die; that's much easier for an adolescent than for an adult. What? Doesn't death strip an adolescent of a far larger portion of future? Certainly it does, but for a young person, the future is a remote, abstract, unreal thing he doesn't really believe in.

Milan Kundera

#5. I listen to music almost any time I'm not sleeping, 'hanging out' with specific people, or showering.

Tao Lin

#6. During the winter my attention was attracted to the changes in the stars and planets in the sky.

Paul Nurse

#7. A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

Samuel Butler

#8. I believe some picture of mine had made a great success at the time, at least had been chattered about in the penny newspapers, which is the nineteenth-century standard of immortality.

Oscar Wilde

#9. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Shirley Maclaine

#10. I hope for all of us that the future brings us towards evolving our consciousness. To delving deeper into our true power. To exploring more the key to sustaining our planet and our art for the better of all living things.

Rain Phoenix