Lardy Quotes

#1. Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.

Thom Yorke

#2. Is it so wrong, wanting to be at home with your record collection?

Nick Hornby

#3. Apparently the Republican base got radicalized first, and Democrats picked up the ball later. Or something.

Kevin Drum

#4. The capacity to make free choices is not something we either have entirely or not at all. Rather, choices become freer the more they are the result of our own capacity to reflect on and assess facts and arguments.

Julian Baggini

#5. Because Reagan once said, you can't be for big government, big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy. Boy,

Ted Cruz

#6. I guess I became an actress because I didn't want to be myself.

Jean Arthur

#7. CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

Ambrose Bierce

#8. The last dog I had was an Irish wolfhound - now that is a dog. Rather spoils a person for a lesser canine, that is, anything under a hundredweight.

Laurie R. King