Lapdog Quotes

#1. The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can't be right all the time. He doesn't bark only when he sees or smells something that's dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.

Dan Rather

#2. The pornography of tough-mindedness, covert action, and preparedness for "peace through strength" has had a predictably hypnotic effect on the legislative branch, turning it from legal watchdog to lapdog.

Christopher Hitchens

#3. Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

Jay Leno

#4. Ani saw herself clearly in that moment, as a face in darkness gains sudden dimensions in a flash of lightning - a young girl, a silly thing, a lapdog, a broken mare.

Shannon Hale

#5. No wonder Barrons was so determined to keep me alive, and I had a Fae prince playing lapdog, and the Lord Master hadn't yet launched a full scale attack against me. They all needed me alive. I was Tigger. I was the only one.

Karen Marie Moning

#6. I'm on Facebook and the Internet EVERY DAY NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.Sorry about the shouting but I can't help myself. My mother said her dog (a lapdog) never sits on my lap because I always have the laptop on it.

Franny Armstrong

#7. I think people are just really disappointed, disappointed with Blair as well, who's just like Bush's lapdog. I think everyone's just disillusioned with politics in our country, and it must be the same in your country.

Paul Weller

#8. I'm proud to say I've never been anybody's lapdog.

Dan Rather

#9. There are some things a man can't fake, and lethality is one of them - a lapdog might learn to howl, even bare its teeth on occasion, but that don't make it a wolf.

Daniel Polansky

#10. Politicians are propaganda, the people with guns are the enforcers and the media is the enthusiastic lapdog who enables the entire behavior and acts as the verbal abuser against those who deviate from nodding their heads at the vast statues of evil that we inherited.

Stefan Molyneux

#11. Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle in his ear, then actually patted him on the head as if he was some slavering lapdog. "You might have escaped the gallows, lad, but you was already well hung.

Teresa Medeiros

#12. On a whim, he stopped and bought a watch from a sidewalk vendor. Normally, Billy could not abide keeping time, especially when it was attached to one's body. Time was like a relentlessly needy lapdog one had to haul around. It barked too much and had no sense of loyalty.

Jim Carroll

#13. My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Ernest Hollings

#14. Nation editor Katrina van den Heuvel told me that the failure to adequately cover the Downing Street Memo epitomizes the timidity, the cowardice of a media that has been manipulated, intimidated, bullied by an administration that has taken it to a high level. lapdog news media.

Frank Rich

#15. Shutup, lapdog, this isn't your fight, either.
Boy, you better counsel that tongue before you find yourself without it.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. I have brought it all on myself! Why could I not have been contented to labor with my companions, and not wish to be idle all the day like that useless little Lapdog!

Aesop

#17. It looked like a bird - in the same way that a wolf looked like a lapdog.

Brandon Sanderson

#18. A wolf can be a wolfhound, son, but it can never be a lapdog.

Brent Weeks

#19. A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

Paris Hilton

#20. They walked on rather aimlessly. He hoped she wouldn't notice he was touched, because he wouldn't have known how to explain why. Here lay the great discrepancy between aesthetic truth and sleazy reality.

Patrick White

#21. The real reason why so few men believe in God is that they have ceased to believe that even a God can love them.

Thomas Merton

#22. The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.

Virginia Woolf

#23. Mind doesn't work properly when taken into
a higher level where fear dominates the will.

Toba Beta

#24. The idea that you will make the right decision every time is very unlikely.

Dan Ariely

#25. If someone talks trash, you can just trash them back. Clamming up in a corner makes the thing half your fault."
"[ ... ] There are people out there who get crushed by that logic.

Natsuki Takaya

#26. I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

Eamon Dunphy

#27. In philosophy, you have to reckon with the implicit level of an accumulated reserve, and thus with a very great number of relays, with the shared responsibility of these relays.

Jacques Derrida

#28. I will have to admit, though, that I will never look at an apple in quite the same way.

Terry Goodkind

#29. I only wear these crop tops because other clothes would make me sweat when I dance.

Britney Spears

#30. People say 'Women's Wear' is a scandalous, gossipy publication. Sure we have gossip; we also have some very, very solid business stories. We are a creation of this business, which is fast, mean, tough, sometimes artistic, sometimes horrible.

John Fairchild