Lampanelli Quotes

#1. Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory.

Reno Collier

#2. You cannot prevent a major catastrophe, but you can build an organization that is battle-ready, where people trust one another. In military training, the first rule is to instill soldiers with trust in their officers - because without trust, they won't fight.

Peter Drucker

#3. People don't change that much. Instead of trying to put in what God left out, try drawing out what God left in!

Curt Coffman

#4. I came to understand that people come and see you because they like you. They don't come to throw things at you.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

#5. Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.

Lisa Lampanelli

#6. She builds people up because she knows what it is like to be torn down.

Shannon L. Alder

#7. To reach the height of our ambition is like trying to reach the rainbow; as we advance it recedes.

Edmund Burke

#8. Her copy of the photograph had been lost, and Hildebranda's was almost invisible, but they could both recognize themselves through the mists of disenchantment: young and beautiful as they would never be again.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#9. The small Satan left and the great Satan came.

Muqtada Al Sadr

#10. Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

Lisa Lampanelli

#11. I have observed that vulgar readers almost always lose their veneration for the writings of the genius with whom they have had personal intercourse.

Egerton Brydges

#12. Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

Lisa Lampanelli

#13. I won't say another word
not one. I know I talk too much, but I am really trying to overcome it, and although I say far too much, yet if you only knew how much I want to say and don't, you'd give me some credit for it.

L.M. Montgomery

#14. This is the downside of being complete. Others want what you have. They covet your doneness.

Amy Reed

#15. For the next three years, we're going to see different economies work out different problems. For European economies, especially Greece, it would be through default.

Mohamed El-Erian

#16. I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

Lisa Lampanelli