Lame Life Quotes

#1. Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.

Vera Brosgol

#2. Without passion everything lame in this life.

Baris Gencel

#3. Here are some of the best Minecraft jokes for kids. Player 1: If creepers would actually invade my house in real life, I would throw them some nuts and bolts. Player 2: That's really lame. Why would you do that? Player 1: Because I'm sssssssscrewed!

Max Tyler

#4. ...political realism is the way forward for any system that is genuinely for humanity or for the interest and advancement of the people of this world.

Janvier Chouteu-Chando

#5. Someone likes you based not on how he feels about you but on how you make him feel about himself.

David Lieberman

#6. The breath Of accusation kills an innocent name, And leaves for lame acquittal the poor life, Which is a mask without it.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#7. I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame.

Meg Cabot

#8. The average educated man possesses no real individuality. He is simply a manufactured article bearing the stamp of the maker.

Harold Edward Gorst

#9. Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.

Andrea Seigel

#10. I'm struck by how pitiful and pointless this little container called me is, what a lame, shabby being I am. I feel like everything I've ever done in life has been a total waste.

Haruki Murakami

#11. Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

Ani DiFranco

#12. They, the selfish ones, are like spiritual lame people who use other beings as crutches to walk on the path of life. And they are the Blind of Spirit who never find Love, because they do not know how to love and do not let themselves be loved

Ivan Figueroa-Otero

#13. If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life.

Plato

#14. There's a thin line between an uncertain 'Yes' and a certain 'No' known as 'lame indecisiveness'.

Aniruddha Sastikar

#15. My first on-screen kiss was lame: Nickelodeon. But my first real-life kiss was super cute and nice, but still very awkward. It was with this hot skateboarder with dreadlocks. He was my little Rasta man.

Christian Serratos

#16. But my favorite of Einstein's words on religion is "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." I like this because both science and religion are needed to answer life's great questions.

Temple Grandin

#17. For me, the essence of a medicine man's life is to be humble, to have great patience, to be close to the Earth, to live as simply as possible, and to never stop learning.

Archie Fire Lame Deer

#18. One of my life philosophies is that you have a choice to make when you're doing something creative. You can be cheesy ... or you can be lame.

Marc Webb

#19. I know it sounds lame, but I have to dig the way you think, and I have to feel you get me. My whole fucking life, I pretended I could relate to chicks so I could get into their pants. Then once I got in, all I wanted was out again.

Jerry Stahl

#20. I always come from truth.

Tiger Woods

#21. Without passion everything is lame in this life.
Baris Gencel

Baris Gencel

#22. Also, when you think about a show that you used to watch as a kid or as a teenager, you look at it through sort of rose colored glasses when you remember it.

Jordana Brewster

#23. He limps in his life like the lame man in the Proverbs, whose legs were not equal, for his praying is shorter than his preaching.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#24. as if my father was a sainted human being, like he was up in Heaven getting fitted for his shiny halo and downy wings. The man was the biggest piece of shit I had ever met in my life. And

Jessica Gadziala

#25. Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?

Felix J. Palma

#26. I know this sounds incredibly lame,
but I don't want losing my virginity
to feel like I'm losing something.
I want it to feel like I'm finding something.
I want sex to be amazing.
I want it to be life-alteringly wonderful.
And I want it to happen with someone I love.

Sonya Sones

#27. Uncomplicate it. Don't make excuses. Some of life's biggest heartaches come from missed opportunities and lame excuses. Don't miss out on what could be the best chapter in your life because you're too busy rereading the last one.

Kandi Steiner

#28. It is better to enter into life maimed but lovely in God's sight than to appear lovely to man's eyes but lame to God's.

Oswald Chambers

#29. But it is better to enter into life maimed and lovely in God's sight than to be lovely in man's sight and lame in God's.

Oswald Chambers

#30. Maybe they seeded life on Earth millions of years ago, and now they're here to punish us for turning out to be such a lame species and inventing reality TV and shit?

Ernest Cline

#31. Skateboarding has nothing to do with competition or sport. It has to do with trying to stay as immature as you can for the rest of your life. It's kind of a lame thing to say, but it really is.

Lance Mountain

#32. Love in my world usually ended up with someone hearing "I smite thee!" as she was cursed to be some lame flower for the rest of her life.

Jennifer L. Armentrout