Lakisha Quotes

#1. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

Tina Fey

#2. Harold (about max): he looks kinda like a football couch
Chester (sarcastically): Yay team rah rah. if he says anything athletic i'll scream
max: want to jog?
(chester screams).

James Howe

#3. America's great newspapers have staffs that range from 50 percent to 70 percent of what they were just a few years ago.

Eric Alterman

#4. makes sense," the alchemist answered.

Paulo Coelho

#5. Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.

Eminem

#6. If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.

Calvin Coolidge

#7. God's purpose for me is bigger than my problem!

Lakisha Johnson

#8. Believing that the soldiers of the apartheid government really did use rubber bullets and carried batons only for decoration is seriously misguided, though understandable considering that newspapers were strictly censored, while history books abounded with Blatant Boer Bias.

Sumayya Lee

#9. Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

Bob Saget