Kyle Whittingham Quotes

#1. It's essential to distinguish between events that are really beyond your control and events you caused yourself.

Barbara Sher

#2. I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.

James Thurber

#3. The test case of the civilizations in America suggests that we are predictable creatures, driven everywhere by similar needs, lusts, hopes, and follies.

Ron Davison

#4. Do you even know what it feels like to lose someone you loved?" he asks.
"I lost everyone I loved," I tell him. I wait for him to look at me, and then I add, "The day I met you.

Lauren DeStefano

#5. An author's first duty is to let down his country.

Brendan Behan

#6. How you feel right now is about equally genetic and circumstantial, but how you will feel
on average over the next ten years is fully 80 percent because of your genes.

Dean Hamer

#7. Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.

George Bernard Shaw

#8. I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one.

Shia Labeouf

#9. I haven't had the whole 'famous' thing happen to me yet, and I hope I never will. I like to sneak away in the corners and hide a lot.

Brenton Thwaites

#10. I don't speak Otter, ya dumbass. What are ya waitin' for? Get over here so we can get back to the rez. Unless I'm talkin' to a real otter, in which case I'm the dumbass and you can just stay over there. I

Kevin Hearne

#11. I've met a lot of really friendly people who are incredibly happy for me, which is really flattering and humbling.

Allison Tolman