Kyle Dunnigan Quotes

#1. Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie. - Author: Ted Nugent

#2. Human happiness has always its abatements; the brightest sunshine of success is not without a cloud. - Author: Samuel Johnson

#3. My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#4. A saint is someone who has achieved a remote human possibility. It is impossible to say what that possibility is. I think it has something to do with the energy of love ... - Author: Leonard Cohen

#5. A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#6. Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#7. Old stories often turn out to be true. - Author: Arthur Machen

#8. My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#9. I think comedians start off as pranksters or something. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#10. People also don't understand how young the Panthers were - basically teenagers. And that they were over 50 percent women. - Author: Stanley Nelson Jr.

#11. Much of the philosophy of religious education has been based upon a false premise, and perhaps many have missed the essence of Christian experience, having had religious training take its place. - Author: Billy Graham

#12. I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#13. I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#14. I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very serious songs. Or things that a 13-14 year-old would think are very serious issues. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#15. I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#16. It's that a bit of irreverence is necessary to have any self-esteem at all. Not irreverence for people, but rather, for what other people think. - Author: Sherry Argov

#17. People are always like, 'Oh, 'Jurassic Park' is on ... ' or 'Oh, 'The River Wild' is on ... ' I actually haven't seen any of my movies in a long time. Being more self-aware now, and being an adult, I'm a little bit embarrassed to watch them. - Author: Joseph Mazzello

#18. My father was, like, the token bad white guy in all the old Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee films. - Author: Celina Jade

#19. Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad. - Author: David Wong

#20. Timorous minds are much more inclined to deliberate than to resolve. - Author: Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

#21. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - Author: B.F. Skinner

#22. Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan

#23. If you feed the people just with revolutionary slogans they will listen today, they will listen tomorrow, they will listen the day after tomorrow, but on the fourth day they will say, "To hell with you." - Author: Nikita Khrushchev

#24. Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.' - Author: Mindy Kaling

#25. Battles can alter history. He did not sound pleased with it. The trouble is, sometimes you cannot say how history will be changed until it is too late. - Author: Robert Jordan

#26. I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating. - Author: Kyle Dunnigan