Kun Faya Quotes

#1. I never understood that story, anyway," said Nanny. "I mean, if I knew I'd got a heel that would kill me if someone stuck a spear in it, I'd go into battle wearing very heavy boots -

Terry Pratchett

#2. Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, 'I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that.'

Dave Barry

#3. No man will be present in those mysteries,
yet all men will kneel,
no man will be potent,
important,
yet all men will feel
what it is to be a woman.

Hilda Doolittle

#4. We're dying of boredom, Corporal, that's the problem.' [Blend]
'If boredom was fatal there wouldn't be a soldier alive on this whole world, Blend.' [Picker]

Stephen Erickson

#5. A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.

Jane Howard

#6. Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Yakov Smirnoff

#7. And, lastly, apparently the new intel was me, who had a face that could launch a thousand hard-ons. Not a flowery compliment, but still, it said it all even if it pulled no punches.

Kristen Ashley

#8. The golden age only comes to men when they have forgotten gold.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#9. Lady Peace is the first hostage taken when economic discomfort rises.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#10. It's no fun losing a tooth or getting your face whacked by a stick.

Eric Staal

#11. When you listen to most of the records that really had an impact on you, they always seem to be from a different era.

Jeff Tweedy

#12. I grew up training and showing Arabs all over the US. Three of my four were bred on my farm in Texas. Thanks everyone! Hope you'll watch tomorrow. It's going to be another great look back.

Catherine Crier

#13. He wondered how sick in heart a woman needed to be for her to forsake a delight in flowers.

Vann Turner