Krassner Blocked Quotes

#1. Driving in Olathe was likewise an exercise in patience. Going anywhere often involved waiting at railroad crossings as a long freight train passed. David

Marek Fuchs

#2. If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.

Demetri Martin

#3. I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.

Robert Clark

#4. Business is a marathon, and most of society thinks it's a sprint.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#5. After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.

Christie Brinkley

#6. Morning in the city is not a real morning; morning of the shepherd, that is the real morning!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. She was an idiot. An idiot holding a pie in his garbage can. He probably thought she was a stalker. Or crazy.

Jamie Farrell

#8. Writing is my pleasure and the play,
where I find myself again and again.

Debasish Mridha

#9. Looking forward with an eternal perspective gives one hope, a reason to look up and feel gratitude for even the smallest bit of light.

Rosemary M. Wixom

#10. I thought of Shelley in the hospital, how she said sometimes sadness only looked like anger and judgment. Maybe fear did too.

Holly Cupala

#11. I think we defy entropy and impermanence with our films and our poems. We hold onto each other a little harder and say, 'I will not let go. I do not accept the ephemeral nature of this moment. I'm going to extend it ... forever. Or at least I'm going to try.'

Jason Silva

#12. Common Core results finally give families an accurate barometer of whether our kids are mastering the skills they need to succeed in a knowledge-based global economy, early enough that we can intervene.

Wendy Kopp