Kooky Cookie Quotes

#1. I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

Steven Wright

#2. I kept asking Him to say it again, but He wouldn't. I guess it's because I heard Him the first time, you know.

Donald Miller

#3. Avarice is as destitute of what it has, as poverty of what it has not.

Publilius Syrus

#4. As long as something teaches you some things, do not be afraid of it!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. In her relief, Eleanor had stood for a time in the darkened room, watching the faint undulations on the lake, silver-rimmed clouds being drawn across the pewter sky, nursing the uncanny sense of being the only person on earth awake.

Kate Morton

#6. Out of mind as soon as out of sight.

Sir Fulke Greville

#7. The new rule of thumb is that 80% of a president's time must be spent in raising funds for their schools.

James E. Rogers

#8. We think the purpose of a child is to grow up because it does grow up. But its purpose is to play, to enjoy itself, to be a child. If we merely look to the end of the process, the purpose of life is death

Alexander Herzen

#9. We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation -rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#10. Anytime we drag our past into the future, we have some grieving to do. When we refuse to grieve, we hang on to the weight of life that slows us down and robs us from finding our lives.

Steve Arterburn

#11. McLaren was a risky project because they were completely new, but we are one team - we win and we lose together.

Fernando Alonso

#12. If they haven't compromised themselves already, in their hearts they want to, because being true to one's art, keeping the dream alive, is utterly exhausting.

Don Lee