Klepper Quotes

#1. Their jobs were almost too clean for Royce's taste.

Michael J. Sullivan

#2. This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for self-doubt. It is a moment of hope.

Boris Johnson

#3. I believe the director's primary role is to create an atmosphere where his company can be created.

Charles Keating

#4. Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

Richard Armour

#5. I don't think many actors are that good, to be honest. I certainly don't think I am.

Rupert Everett

#6. I have spent my life in the study of military strength as a deterrent to war, and in the character of military armaments necessary to win a war. The study of the first of these questions is still profitable, but we are rapidly getting to the point that no war can be won.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#7. God will give you no more than you can handle,

Clarence Clemons

#8. I like to do as much improv as I can do.

Jordan Klepper

#9. I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school.

Jordan Klepper

#10. Faith is only real when there is obedience, never without it, and faith only becomes faith in the act of obedience.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#11. From our first babblings to our last word,
we make but one statement, and that is our life.

Richard Paul Evans

#12. If the black vote does not come out in big numbers in the age of Ferguson and voter ID, it will empower our adversaries and enhance our marginalization.

Al Sharpton

#13. Freedom had a thousand faces. But so did crime. The thought of what a man might do made me dizzy.

Carsten Jensen

#14. Oh man, there's no shortage of craziness happening on the American landscape right now. I'll turn on the TV every day or check out the newspaper, and there is something to find humor in or something to find absolute fear in. Either way, it makes for good comedy.

Jordan Klepper