Klass Quotes

#1. It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in Paris, twice.

Elle Klass

#2. I have total control over everything. I'm doing it all for me.

Myleene Klass

#3. A man coalesced before me, his face ambiguous, and his voice that of demon spawn. It mocked my existence.

Elle Klass

#4. Are you by any chance acquainted with the words 'steel toe'? Or do the words 'permanent dent' mean anything to you?"
My locker door is not intimidated. "My grandfather was a vault at Fort Knox, and if you try to dent me with a kick you will only tear some ligament that will never mend.

David Klass

#5. As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn't work, so I knocked.

Elle Klass

#6. But something cannot be made out of nothing. Dust rose in the air, caught the rays of the sun for a brief moment and sparkled, and then returned to the earth as mere dust.

David Klass

#7. Really? Okay, let's roll." I didn't want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn't going to take his not so subtle ridicule either.

Elle Klass

#8. The sheer strength of the storm lifted my body further and I began twisting with it like a ballerina in an out of control pirouette.

Elle Klass

#9. He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,

Elle Klass

#10. To us," she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar.

Elle Klass

#11. Myleene Klass is just the bomb. Her boyfriend is very lucky. She is a definite ten in every sense of the word.

David Gest

#12. Helping your quirky child become the person she was meant to be will involve getting to know and understand a remarkable individual. Emma

Perri Klass

#13. I know it looks like a straw mop but I don't look like the girl on that magazine do I?

Elle Klass

#14. I can lose myself in the Universe.

Myleene Klass

#15. With every step I expected a poltergeist to sail down from the ceiling and take charge of my body or find a zombie hunkered in a corner eating Jerry's flesh.

Elle Klass

#16. I eat the same foods but half the quantity.

Myleene Klass

#17. I do not want to alarm her with the thought that we are being stalked by a convicted egg roll felon.

David Klass

#18. You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness.

David Klass

#19. I'm so sorry, I forget to introduce m'self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m' daddy always said I look like an Egyptian princess. And ya are?"
"Not as happy to meet you," he said.

Elle Klass

#20. Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear.

Elle Klass

#21. I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog pretending to be a tuba.

David Klass

#22. She flashed me the evil eye, which I found spooky that college professors could do every bit as manically as any grade school teacher.

Elle Klass

#23. A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can't be serious. I've almost killed us at least twice going up and down these crazy hilly roads!" I yelped with true fear in my quivering voice.

Elle Klass

#24. A crack of lightning beamed from the sky, leaving a hole in the ground. Smoke elevated from it. Within seconds, I was covered in rain, drenched, unsteady, and cold, I half stumbled, half crawled back towards my car.

Elle Klass

#25. You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

David Klass

#26. I'm the beacon of hope, and I have mental powers you never dreamed of. Now be quiet.

David Klass

#27. Who else would it be? You've been blond - what like twenty four hours and airheadedness has already caught up to you?

Elle Klass

#28. The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all.

David Klass

#29. Even if it's dangerous, and painful, and so very, very lonely. One must go on fighting- It is the only honorable thing to do

David Klass

#30. She fully expected to see a maniacal killer raising his arms with a plastic bag in his hands to suffocate her

Elle Klass

#31. Obviously baffled he scrunched his brows and pinched his lips.

Elle Klass