David Klass Quotes

#1. Are you by any chance acquainted with the words 'steel toe'? Or do the words 'permanent dent' mean anything to you?"
My locker door is not intimidated. "My grandfather was a vault at Fort Knox, and if you try to dent me with a kick you will only tear some ligament that will never mend.

David Klass

#2. But something cannot be made out of nothing. Dust rose in the air, caught the rays of the sun for a brief moment and sparkled, and then returned to the earth as mere dust.

David Klass

#3. I do not want to alarm her with the thought that we are being stalked by a convicted egg roll felon.

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#4. You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness.

David Klass

#5. I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog pretending to be a tuba.

David Klass

#6. You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

David Klass

#7. I'm the beacon of hope, and I have mental powers you never dreamed of. Now be quiet.

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#8. The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all.

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#9. Even if it's dangerous, and painful, and so very, very lonely. One must go on fighting- It is the only honorable thing to do

David Klass