Elle Klass Quotes

#1. It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in Paris, twice.

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#2. A man coalesced before me, his face ambiguous, and his voice that of demon spawn. It mocked my existence.

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#3. As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn't work, so I knocked.

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#4. Really? Okay, let's roll." I didn't want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn't going to take his not so subtle ridicule either.

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#5. The sheer strength of the storm lifted my body further and I began twisting with it like a ballerina in an out of control pirouette.

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#6. He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,

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#7. To us," she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar.

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#8. I know it looks like a straw mop but I don't look like the girl on that magazine do I?

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#9. With every step I expected a poltergeist to sail down from the ceiling and take charge of my body or find a zombie hunkered in a corner eating Jerry's flesh.

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#10. I'm so sorry, I forget to introduce m'self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m' daddy always said I look like an Egyptian princess. And ya are?"
"Not as happy to meet you," he said.

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#11. Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear.

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#12. She flashed me the evil eye, which I found spooky that college professors could do every bit as manically as any grade school teacher.

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#13. A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can't be serious. I've almost killed us at least twice going up and down these crazy hilly roads!" I yelped with true fear in my quivering voice.

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#14. A crack of lightning beamed from the sky, leaving a hole in the ground. Smoke elevated from it. Within seconds, I was covered in rain, drenched, unsteady, and cold, I half stumbled, half crawled back towards my car.

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#15. Who else would it be? You've been blond - what like twenty four hours and airheadedness has already caught up to you?

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#16. She fully expected to see a maniacal killer raising his arms with a plastic bag in his hands to suffocate her

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#17. Obviously baffled he scrunched his brows and pinched his lips.

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