Keyboard Gangster Quotes

#1. We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

David Letterman

#2. Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

Gwen Stefani

#3. I got to grow up in a situation where drugs were demonic. To watch your dad go through heroin withdrawal is something that would keep you from doing any of that yourself.

Shia Labeouf

#4. Silly me, thinking you actually had potential. I thought, Finally, she's realized she's a vampire. Now we're getting somewhere. But now you're just a big fluffy bunny with sharp teeth.

Julie Kagawa

#5. 'The Sisters Brothers' has endeared so many prize juries because the Western format has more of a broad appeal and is familiar to readers.

Patrick DeWitt

#6. It was Elvis that got me interested in music. I've been an Elvis fan since I was a kid.

Elton John

#7. It shocked me, the strength of the image, the desire I had to see if it might happen this way- though I couldn't tell if it was really desire in the present or leftover from the past.

Kim Edwards

#8. Fred Ruskin barreled through the rain down Buchanan Street in his battered Pacer, the jar his dead wife had directed him to retrieve from his nephew's coffin bouncing in the seat beside him.

Joe DeRouen

#9. There is no doubt that because I am a switch hitter I have one of the best offensive advantages that a hitter can have.

Pete Rose

#10. Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

David Sax

#11. The Anti-Semiten. Why don't they ever learn? Why does God permit it?" Roth sneered. "God is a luxury I don't give myself.

Norman Mailer

#12. The two most precious things this side of the grave are our reputation and our life. But it is to be lamented that the most contemptible whisper may deprive us of the one, and the weakest weapon of the other.

Charles Caleb Colton