Top 5 Vaughn R. Demont Quotes

#1. You realize you're going to have to quit doing that? Can't exactly convince the other ladies of the court that my husband's committed to knocking me up when you can see him starring in Ass Commando 7 for thirty-nine ninety-five.

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#2. It's hard to be a living dream when there's no one around to dream for you.

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#3. I'm sharing a loft with a dragon who snores like two chainsaws having angry sex.

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#4. What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.

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#5. Clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.

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