Kenya Funny Quotes

#1. Something very strange is going on in the depths of space.

Carl Sagan

#2. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait.

Kenya Wright

#3. squernt" ("the feeling upon finding that the previous occupant of the privy has used all the paper")

Terry Pratchett

#4. History portrays everything as if it could not have come otherwise. History is on the side of what happened.

Elias Canetti

#5. When people of similar frequencies come together, output is not a simple sum of individual work, but exponential. In science we term this phenomenon as resonance. Output at this stage is beyond any logical limit.

Ravindra Shukla

#6. The rich diversity of the world's cultures reflects a corresponding diversity in the wilds that gave them birth.

Aldo Leopold

#7. A radiant full moon of silver hangs in the black sky, between the veils of misty clouds.

Moonshine Noire

#8. Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard. We are all held in a single honor, the brave with the weaklings. A man dies still if he has done nothing, as the one who has done much.

Homer

#9. Oh God, modern life with all its feelings ... We live in the most callous society ever, and all anybody talks about nowadays is getting in touch with their feelings ... The world has become one enormous group therapy session. It's a terrible bore. My motto is, 'Thank you for not sharing!

Jane Stanton Hitchcock

#10. Tough Olympic news for the Romneys. Ann Romney's horse Rafalka did not advance to the Olympic finals. Apparently it was beat by a smooth-talking socialist horse from Kenya.

Conan O'Brien

#11. When you get back on the field and do things, any doubts you've developed leave. The more consistent you become, the fewer doubts you have.

Eric Davis

#12. I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry.

Kenya Wright

#13. I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato.

Bill Murray