Top 20 Kentucky Fried Chicken Quotes

#1. Almost all the other fellows do not look from the facts to the theory but from the theory to the facts; they cannot get out of the network of already accepted concepts; instead, comically, they only wriggle about inside.

Albert Einstein

#2. The collective wisdom of humanity [is] enshrined in its poetry.

Robyn Donald

#3. Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.

David Letterman

#4. [On Los Angeles:] This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is swallowed up and spat out as a franchise. Taco Bell. Benihana of Tokyo. Numero Uno Pizza. Pup 'N' Taco. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Fast food sushi. Teriyaki Bowl.

Anne Finger

#5. Leslie entered the lounge like a taller, studlier version of the Kentucky Fried Chicken colonel.

Douglas Coupland

#6. I was working at Kentucky Fried Chicken when my math teacher said, "You're failing in school, you're messing up, why don't you just try this?" I said, "Alright, let me try it," and I started going to acting classes and I loved it. I thought, "I may not make it but I love doing it."

John Leguizamo

#7. The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Neal Stephenson

#8. If I have to question a friendship, then it wasn't a friendship to begin with.

Peprah Boasiako

#9. Never gamble without knowing a back way out.

Robert Jordan

#10. There are no musically untalented people.

Igor Levit

#11. In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.

Jimmy Fallon

#12. Her former Columbia Law mentee Diane Zimmerman remembers the exuberant party thrown by students and faculty. RBG sat on the floor giggling, eating Kentucky Fried Chicken out of a bucket.

Irin Carmon

#13. The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Patton Oswalt

#14. The same sins that tempted past generations remain perennial temptations today.

Anonymous

#15. I had a gig in Sweden. There were thousands of people there, and when I launched into 'I'm Yours,' they were all singing along. It was as if I was singing the Swedish national anthem. I was stunned.

Jason Mraz

#16. She held up the arrow again and threatened the bird. You do anything, ignite a single spark, and I'm having Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner.

Chanda Hahn

#17. You'll be in good hands with the colonel, you'll see.
The colonel? Okay, I was obviously stuck in a Gone With the Wind theme park. Or maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken farm.
Or I was simply hallucinating ...

J.R. Rain

#18. I got my SAG card doing a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial in Chicago.

Timothy Simons

#19. For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ben Elton

#20. Everything was God, holy; as God is total, so the driftwood branch was holy. This must be the stuff religion is made of.

George Leonard

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