Keep Them Dumb Quotes

#1. Keep them dumb and broke and you have democratic, capitalistic slavery at its finest.

Jake Bible

#2. Can any plausible excuse be furnished for the crime of creating the human race?

Mark Twain

#3. I always try to take the unexpected things and make them work for me.

Paul Watson

#4. You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.

Nick Thune

#5. Don't text or Twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing ... also it lights up your big dumb face.

Louis C.K.

#6. How I wish we could all see the cost of our choices as clearly as a price tag on items in a store. If I know how much something is going to cost me, I make much wiser choices. But we have an enemy who schemes against us to keep the cost of dumb decisions concealed until it's too late.

Lysa TerKeurst

#7. Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies!

Angela Knight

#8. Then bless thy secret growth, nor catch At noise, but thrive unseen and dumb; Keep clean, be as fruit, earn life, and watch, Till the white-wing'd reapers come.

Francis Bacon

#9. I keep re-watching Friends. It's so dumb. There's so much good TV and I'm really into all of it.

Lissie

#10. Is it not certain that the Creator yawns in earthquake and thunder and other popular displays, but toils in rounding the delicate spiral of a shell?
-Yeats, The Trembling of the Veil

W.B.Yeats

#11. Mason groaned. "Clinton, you're so dumb it gives me a headache. You heard Cora. She said keep Damon from eating people, not feed people to him." "Who

T.S. Joyce

#12. Dance training can't be separate from life training. Everything that comes into our lives is training. The qualities we admire in great dancing are the same qualities we admire in human beings: honesty, courage, fearlessness, generosity, wisdom, depth, compassion,and humanity.

Alonzo King

#13. Why do these dumb fucks keep guns around the house? They make the world as ruinous as they imagine it is.

Esme Raji Codell

#14. Rappers can't sleep, need sleepin',
B.I.G. keep creepin',
Bullets heat-seekin',
Casualties need treatin',
Dumb rappers need teachin'.

The Notorious B.I.G.

#15. It wont do to say that the reader is too dumb or too lazy to keep pace with the train of thought. If the reader is lost, it's usually because the writer hasn't be careful enough.

William Zinsser

#16. When people ask me for playlists, I always put in 'Moonlight Sonata' because it is my favorite song. I play it all the time.

Albert Hammond Jr.

#17. When she was this wild, he was a monster for her. He bruised her, took her blows, and fought to give her the pleasure she made him earn.

Debra Anastasia

#18. Werewolves are the guardians of humanity, and their form should be purer while exorcised. They'll be assets in the last battle.

S.M. Reine

#19. Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

Roger Stone

#20. There were supposed to be safeguards in place, firewalls to keep the pieces independent. But they have been relaxed for the sake of 'efficiency.'"

They sat in silence for a few moments. Helen spoke first. "People. Dumb." The others nodded in agreement.

Bryce C. Anderson

#21. The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.

Oscar Wilde

#22. The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

John Updike

#23. The stock market goes nuts over any company that so much as mentions the word Internet. All this proves to me is that the boneheads on Wall Street are as dumb as they were in college when they had to switch their majors to business to keep from flunking out.

John C. Dvorak

#24. A wise man was once asked what was the most difficult truth in life to uncover. His reply was: 'to know thyself'.

Jean Sasson

#25. It's great when a huge amount of money goes from a dumb corporation into the hands of an awesome band with brilliant ideas who can use it to keep being a band for a year, as opposed to a band that's already huge taking one of those things - that's more pathetic.

Alex Scally

#26. You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Judy Holliday

#27. It was like falling in love - the things that get you are so small, the things that keep you up at night are so particular to you that when you try to explain, the only reward anyone can give you is a dumb polite nod.

Ta-Nehisi Coates