Kayso Quotes

#1. Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

Christopher Moore

#2. Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive tongue kiss so deep that I could taste the burned cinnamon toast of his soul, but then I slapped him, so he didn't think I was a slut. (Shut up, he had wood.)
Being the Journal of Abby Normal

Christopher Moore

#3. The fans, I loved them. My mother would be in the gallery, I would look right at my mother and not remember.

Arnold Palmer

#4. I thought you wanted to help the child.
I'll help her to help herself. That is my way.

Terry Pratchett

#5. The way I see every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

The Doctor

#6. Any customer that walks away, disrespected and defeated, represents tens of thousands of dollars out the door, in addition to the failure of a promise the brand made in the first place. You can't see it but it's happening, daily.

Seth Godin

#7. I'm a political analyst. I'm a political wonk. I read everything I can get my hands on as a contributor to the 'Weekly Standard.' Of course I read that. I read the 'National Review' on the right. I read 'Mother Jones' on the left. If I want a good laugh, I'll watch MSNBC or read 'The Nation.'

Michael Ramirez

#8. Boys, don't try to find a woman as wonderful as your mother to marry because if you do, you'll stay single your whole lives.

Anthony Perkins

#9. You've never seen death? Look in the mirror every day and you will see it like bees working in a glass hive.

Jean Cocteau